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Zuelan Group, Inc. is now offering positions at the entry level for sales and marketing. At the company picnic you saw…
1.Your bosses’ secretary walking around with a clipboard monitoring how many pieces of chicken everyone ate (2 pts)
2.A lot of people hissing and squinting at sunlight they haven’t seen in 3 months (3 pts)
3.A 5 hour video about the importance of safety when surrounded by dangerous trees & grass (5pts)If your management had to describe you they would say…
4.Funny little guy that grabs my coffee whose name I can’t remember (2 pts)
5.Hmm, she still works here, that’s funny, must have overlooked her in the last round of layoffs (3pts)
6.Actually I think he might be mildly unstable, he gives me a funny look every time I tell him that his duties now include rubbing my back and cleaning the toilet (5 pts)
Which of the following best describes your workspace?
7.There are small windows with bars on them to keep me from escaping and my leg has been shackled to a stainless steel desk (2pts)
8.I dunno, actually it’s really dark in here and I keep bumping into a mop. It might be the utility closet. (3pts)
9.You do not as yet have a workspace because in order to get one, you must fight a duel to the death with one of the other employees (5pts)
6-8 points: You might want to consider getting a new job.
9-11 points: You should definitely get a new job.
12-15 points: are now questioning your sanity and why you haven’t yet gotten a new job.Zuelan Group, Inc. is not a: corporate, cramped into a cubicle, five different managers with five of their own managers with five of their own managers…, somebody stole my stapler type of business. We place emphasis on growing the individual because the individual grows our company.We specialize in marketing and client acquisitions for telecommunications companies. (For more information about this visit our web site at www.zuelangroupinc.com).
Our Account Managers are responsible for:*On-site presentations with our client’s customer base
*Office responsibilities such as data-entry
*Supervising a team of 5-10 individuals
*Organizing and leading group meetingsWe Don’t Ask For Much Just...-Good personal presentation
-Excellent communications skills (written and verbal)
-Organization skills
-Motivation to improve, learn & grow
-Customer service experienceTo be considered for this position, please contact us at 864-232-4316. You may also email your resume to [Click here for email]. Pay based upon performance.Please DO NOT apply if you are looking for any of the following:
*A desk job
*Get rich quick scheme
*A corporate environment
*A cubicle
*Home based business
*Telemarketing
*Graphic Design
*IT
*Anything besides entry-level
REQUIREMENTS
A 4 year degree is preferred but not required.
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