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Inside Sales / Internet Advertising Sales / Account Executive - Westchester, NY.

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Inside Sales / Internet Advertising Sales / Account Executive - Westchester, NY.

Let's reminisce for a minute and you can take a quick SAT like quiz.

Here we go...

As a candidate, you are to INSIDE SALES as:
A) Dick Cheney is to responsible gun ownership.
B) Tom Cruise is to psychiatric medicine.
C) Pam Anderson is to appearing to favorable reviews in a Shakespearian Macbeth production.
D) The NY Yankees payroll is higher than the Gross National Product of Guam.

If you said the correct answer is D then you are obviously either incredibly intelligent or a Boston Red Sox fan. In either case, that would be a great start to getting this job because you've earned my respect. Now can you keep it...here's the real challenge. Let's see!

Do you have the talent to make 40-50 cold telephone calls a day prospecting off of databases where you will be speaking with C and Executive Level business-people?

Do you have a track record in solution selling?

Do you feel comfortable using a computer and making on-line presentations?

Do you know the way to San Jose 'cause I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way?

You will work in a Westchester County office and to qualify for this job you have to live within a one hour radius as you will be in the office 5 days a week.

Salary range for this great opportunity is in the $40-$50K range plus commission. A reasonable first year's expectation is $75K and more than $100K the second plus great benefits.

If you're interested, for goodness sakes, why haven't you applied yet?
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